Glad you could make it to our little home away from Clones, so to speak. Here you can find missions for your Troubleshooters.
These are the adventures I've run at Con of the North over the years:
Still looking for my notes. It was a fairly simple wander Alpha Complex and kill the Commies mission.
I have notes for this one, I believe. Just need to organize them.
Troubleshooters have to stop a train rigged to blow by the Commies. A parody of Speed with Paranoia-style B5 and other recognizable characters.
MAN Sector is threatened by the influence of the most evil candy of all time, and six Troubleshooters are sent to overcome this threat by fighting fire with fire.
wjbl4r.zip (5 MB) - Everything you need to run this adventure. This version adds back the chapter bookmarks and other useful info that I didn't include in the 2002 rerelease. (The 2002 update included updated web and email addresses, minor edits in the handouts, and the PDFs generated by Acrobat 5.)
What do Troubleshooters do after a successful mission? They visit the Lil-I Memorial Recreational Fun Park!
That meal was the best one ever! What's this? A mission? The output of MAN Sector's food vats is dropping? Hmm...
The Troubleshooters think they're ready for a relaxing evening watching Iron Chefbot, but High Programmer Nys-U-GAR-6 thinks otherwise.
This is a crossover between Hackmaster and Paranoia. It can be run solely as an adventure for one system or the other, or each half can be run simultaneously by two GMs to create one huge adventure.
What happens if Free Enterprise and the Communists start working together? Troubleshooters die. But then again, that's what always happens!
Welcome to Paranoia XP, 300% better than any previous version and 1,025,894% better than those other "not-fun" RPGs! Assigned to [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS], the Troubleshooters will have to [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS] or all of Alpha Complex will be [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]!
(CENSORED - Wouldn't want to spoil this year's adventure, would I?)
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