Mos Eisley Cantina

A Parody of "La Isla Bonita" by Madonna

New words ©1997 Michael Jay Miller, all rights reserved

(Spoken:)I need to get away...

Last night I dreamt of Tattooine
Just like I had never been, I met it when
We gathered there on a Sunday
It all seems like yesterday, not far away

Dusty is the air we breathe
Raven* says "Drinks are on me!"
This is where I long to be
Mos Eisley Cantina
and when the jukebox plays,
talk and laughter rise up high
rings through my ears, tears in my eyes--
My X-Wing lullaby

I went and joined the Rebellion
X-Wings fly majestically, they call to me
(Meet at the Cantina)
Would this mission go by fast--it's such a blast!

Dusty is the air we breathe
Outlaw* says "Drinks are on me!"
This is where I long to be
Mos Eisley Cantina
and when the jukebox plays,
talk and laughter rise up high
smile on my face, tears in my eyes--
My X-Wing lullaby

I want to be where the posts fill the screen
Where we chat when we can get on IRC
Avatar faces, no cares in this world
Outlaw runs the board--bored? Not I...no, sir!

Last night I flew in my A-Wing
Now the mission is done and it's time for fun

Dusty is the air we breathe
Snyper* says "Drinks are on me"
This is where I long to be
Mos Eisley Cantina
And when the jukebox plays,
Talk and laughter rise up high
rings through my ears, tears in my eyes--
My X-Wing friends and I

Dusty is the air we breathe
Drinks are all on Parody*!
This is where I long to be
Mos Eisley Cantina
And when the jukebox plays,
Talk and laughter rise up high
Smile on my face, tears in my eyes--
My X-Wing friends and I

La la la la la la la
Mos Eisley Cantina
La la la la la la la la....

* the names, of course, will change as required. :)


X-Wing, A-Wing, Mos Eisley Cantina, and similar Star Wars references are © LucasFilms, Ltd.
La Isla Bonita © Madonna
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