Circular School from Hell

A Parody of "Nature Trail to Hell" by "Weird Al" Yankovic

New words (C) 1997 Michael Jay Miller, all rights reserved

Coming September to a School District near you
the most horrifying school that could exist.
There are three homicidal maniacs who are the principals
and they expel a kid or four whene'er they wish!

I hope you live to go to Graduation with your friends,
but I'd really be surprised...
you won't believe your eyes while you're at

Chorus:
The Circular School from Hell!
Circular School from Hell!
Circular School from Hell!
In 3D, 3D!
Circular School from Hell!
Circular School from Hell!
Circular School from Hell!
In 3D!

See assignments that almost fall right in your lap
see that thousand-point test coming right at you!
No, you'll never see hideous affects like these again
until you choose to work on a play with Kent and crew!

So bring the 'rents along, since you don't have a choice
What have you got to lose?
If you like to take a good snooze then you'll love

(Chorus)
(Instrumental)
.daalS ocaT etah I
Kaldor! (Ahhhh!)
Olsen! (Ahhhh!)
Barbes! (Ahhhh!)
Sully! (Ahhhh!)
Paula! (Ahhhh!)
(Chorus)
(Chorus with addons.)
(Eventually you get to the final chorus, with Hell drawn out): Circular School from Hellllllllllllllll!
In 3D! In 3D! In 3D!
(Song halts. PA crackle start up, then):
This is Dr. Olsen. Please evacuate the building at this time.
IN 3D!
(BOOOOOOOOOM! Picture of school with mushroom cloud erupting from it.)


"Nature Trail to Hell" is (C) "Weird Al" Yankovic.

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