I Love Mountain Dew

A Parody of "I Love Rock and Roll" by Joan Jett & the Heartbreakers
and "I Love Rocky Road" by 'Weird Al' Yankovic

New words (C) 1997 Michael Jay Miller, all rights reserved

I hear that familiar swish and I start to drool
Keep a couple cans in my locker at school
Yeah, 7-up's gettin' old,
Coke just leaves me cold...
There's just one flavor good enough for me, yeah me!
Don't gimme no cruddy Kool-Aid
I know what I need,

Baby:
I Love Mountain Dew
so won't you go and buy a six-pack, baby?
I love Mountain Dew
so have another 2-liter with me.

They tell me Caffeine Junkies are all the same,
all the fast-food places know my name.
When their supply is gone
then I'll be movin' on...
But I'll be back on Monday afternoon--you'll see!
They've got a truckload comin' in for me, all for me

I'm singin:
I love Mountain Dew
so won't you go and buy me a six-pack, baby?
I love Mountain Dew
so have another 2-liter with me!

(Instrumental)

When I'm by myself,
or when playing an Elf...
but if I get fat and lose my teeth that's fine with me!
Just put me in the fridge and throw away the key!

Singin:
I love Mountain Dew
So won't you go and buy me a six-pack, baby?
I love Mountain Dew
so have another 2-liter with me!
(Repeat x2)


Coke, 7-up, Mountain Dew, and Kool-Aid are trademarks of their respective owners.
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