The Troubleshooter Theme (Stay Alert, Trust No One Ever)

A Parody of "I Love You (Always, Forever)" by Donna Lewis

New words ©1999 Michael Jay Miller, all rights reserved

Never thought that this would happen to me
I have moved up from the food vats
Living in a barracks with a hundred Reds
Now I'm a Troubleshooter!


These days the Commie threat is greater than ever
Mutant Traitors 'round every turn (round every turn, round every turn)
Secret Meetings revealed in an afternooncycle
Friend Computer gave me these words--

with my, my new laser.

Chorus:
Stay alert! Trust no one ever.
Keep your laser handy forever.
Friend Computer gave me a mission:
Traitors will meet termination.

(Repeat chorus)

You've got the most traitorous mutation I've ever seen.
You've got three secondcycles scum.
1-2-3-zap! Another Traitor removed from Alpha Complex.
My promotion will be coming soon.

You puny traitor.

(Chorus x2)

Stay alert! Trust no one ever.
Keep your laser handy forever.
Commie Mutant Traitors will be executed on--sight.
(Repeat three times)

(Chorus x2)


I Love You (Always Forever) © Donna Lewis

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