2000 Inch TV's Frank

A Parody of "Frank's 2000" TV" by "Weird Al" Yankovic

New words ©1999 Michael Jay Miller, all rights reserved

Risin' above the city, blockin' out the noonday sun
he dwarfs the mighty redwoods and he towers over everyone
I still remember when Doctor Forrester gave him that shot
What a lucky guy: I hear that was the last shot he got.
Doctor Forrester's so mean
He says, "Now Frank is too big for Deep 13." (Maniacal Laughter)

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There's Frank's Control Panel, you can look, but don't touch it please.
'Cause Frank's the one in charge and he decides when to send the movie
He needs 12 meals a day and all the water he can find.
His little curl of hair has gotta be 10 feet wide.
Everybody in the town
can hear the strange vibrations of Frank's wacky sound (Gluk-gl-lee!)
And I'm mighty proud to say
Now Frank can push the button from 30 blocks away!

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I hear that the shot will wear off today.
But first Dr. F will have Frank bring the world under his sway.
Whoa, hey now...hey now na na na now
Hey now...hey now na na now

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You won't believe it!
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HEY!
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Now Mike and the 'Bots can see Frank's endless labors.
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Frank's 2000" TV © "Weird Al" Yankovic

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